All has been quiet and uneventful with Hank recently. Until now! Just when I thought all of the weirdness he could produce had passed, a mysterious series of events began to unfold. If you are new to the Hank Saga, please reference this post, The Hank Saga, which is a collection of Facebook statuses that made Hank famous and more popular than me among my own friends. You'll also want to read the post called Hank Returns to get a flavor for Hank's evil personality.
Image 1 - I found Hank like this yesterday. Apparently, he had keeled over. I was skeptical, of course, considering this would not be the first time he'd faked his own death (Really, check out The Hank Saga.)
Image 2 - This morning, Hank's alleged "corpse" was gone, and I saw what could only be described as a "half-dead-Voldemort" version of Hank cowering in the corner beneath the heater.
Image 3 - Tonight when I went to check up on the situation, the bottom feeder (I'll take name suggestions) rushed over and seemed to be sheltering Hank from my gaze. Bottom feeder!? Are you in on this, too!?